It’s Golden Week, so lots of Japanese go to the beach in places like Hawaii or Okinawa. Some of them might look as good as Hibiki, but probably not.
(source: http://moe.vg/16hS5Tv)
I knew the beach on a 95 degree day was a bad idea
I mean I had fun; there was a water fight, volleyball, hotties in skimpy swimwear, pizza, fuckery
But was it worth looking like I went through a candy striper
Look at my face I’m just so ashamed how did this happen
My top says “Bitches Love SHINee” which is true
But bitches don’t love sunburn over 60% of their bodies
Or getting stabbed in the foot by pissed-off crabs hiding in the sand underwater
Because that happened too
Goddamnit Manhattan Beach why you do dis
No selcas for like a week or until I stop looking like a goddamn candy cane
Got the air conditioning on and I’m still dying in here
How am I going to survive the beach tomorrow
Why did I agree to this fuckery
Help
Most exquisite first beach trip of the year today
Except for the part where I brought the whole beach home with me
