Only I have dreams about a black and white cat getting its neon yellow and orange fish fins stuck in my front door.
I think someone’s trying to hack my Cosmosphere.
That’s the only explanation for these awfully realistic dream scenarios I keep having involving some yandere guy I’ve never seen before in my life. I don’t know why we’re on a journey looking for a mountain, why I owe him money, why he tried to stab my mother, or why he apparently believed we were in a relationship and screamed violently as I explained that we weren’t together and kicked him out of my Cosmosphere, but yeah.
There was also a flash of Tumblr users commenting on a video file of the dream that I saw as I was pulling up out into reality (I’d recognize that blue background anywhere) and I don’t understand why? This isn’t some drama series, even though this is the 3rd or 4th dream in the “sequence,” I didn’t ask these scary-ass scenarios to be viewed for amusement…
Just leave me alone and let me rest…
I had one of those dreams last night
Except in this one I saw lovey-dovey pictures of Anon and some generic-looking girl on Facebook
And I was so angry that I summoned a tornado
AND KILLED THEM BOTH
IS THERE A DREAM TUMBLR I CAN SUBMIT THIS TO BECAUSE OMG
I WOKE UP RED IN THE FACE WITH MY HEART POUNDING OUT OF MY CHEST, JUST WHERE IT LEFT ME
BRIEF MENTION OF SLIGHTLY SEXUAL THINGS AND JUST GENERALLY ME BEING A FUCK-UP SO UNDER THE CUT IT GOES