I knew the beach on a 95 degree day was a bad idea
I mean I had fun; there was a water fight, volleyball, hotties in skimpy swimwear, pizza, fuckery
But was it worth looking like I went through a candy striper

Look at my face I’m just so ashamed how did this happen
My top says “Bitches Love SHINee” which is true
But bitches don’t love sunburn over 60% of their bodies
Or getting stabbed in the foot by pissed-off crabs hiding in the sand underwater

Because that happened too
Goddamnit Manhattan Beach why you do dis
No selcas for like a week or until I stop looking like a goddamn candy cane
